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...and so does Mittens.
Some days, you forget to put pants on.
If it is a good day, you will figure this out before you leave home.
...
Guess that makes today a pretty good day so far.
If it is a good day, you will figure this out before you leave home.
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Guess that makes today a pretty good day so far.
Just got back from basketball. It occurred to me after I got through playing that I probably shouldn't have, what with playing yesterday and having games tomorrow and saturday. Oh well, there's always sunday for rest.
In other news...
Whenever I see or hear the name 'Brooklyn Decker', it makes me want a sandwich. For the record and as hard as this is to believe, this is a non-pervy statement.
Also...
I was just reading a 'top 10 superhero movies of all time' list, and since I disagreed with most of it, I decided to make my own lists. Warning, some of these may contain spoilers.
GRIM'S 10 BEST COMIC BOOK MOVIES EVER-
10- Iron Man- This movie ranks higher on most other people's lists. But this is my list, and considering my personal dislike of the character, it's as high as I can place it.
9- Watchmen- This movie would be higher on my list if not for two or three scenes that I hated. Given the expectations and the time it took to bring this movie together, I thought Zack Snyder did a great job with it. He proved that the supposed unfilmable story could in fact be filmed. I still can't stand Rorschach's death scene though.
8- Road to Perdition- I considered going with Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles or Hellboy here, but I really liked 'Road' and it was a very good graphic novel before it was a very good movie.
7- x-men- The first ensemble comic book movie that really worked. Some fans did not like the changes from the comic... I had no problem with it. I thought it was very well done.
6- Superman 2- KNEEL BEFORE ZOD, BITCHES. (and forget the amnesia kiss. *smooch*)
5- Kickass- A daring movie. One of the few times that a movie exceeds the source material. The cast was excellent. To paraphrase from a source I can't remember... " Nobody shoots a child quite like Nicolas Cage does."
4- Spider Man- Most people prefer spiderman 2. I prefer this one for a number of reasons. First, I am a big Willem Dafoe fan. Second, it was the first movie I ever saw in theaters, and it was a great experience. Third, it really started the trend of strong, quality comic book moviemaking. Oh, I also had a major crush on Kirsten Dunst back then.
3- Superman- Christopher Reeve. Gene Hackman. Glenn Ford. Ned Beatty. A bunch of memorable scenes. I almost cheer every time Superman catches Lois and the Helicopter. We just won't mention the 'spinning the earth backward' thing and we'll move on.
2- Dark Knight- Some traditionalists didn't love it, others say it's overrated due to Ledger's death... I obviously disagree. That was a Batman movie as it was meant to be. There has never been a better Joker outside of 'The Killing Joke', imo.
1- Avengers- I meant it when I said 'best comic book movie ever'.
GRIM'S 10 WORST COMIC BOOK MOVIES EVER-
10- Ghost Rider- I thought Nic Cage as Ghost Rider would be decent. I mean, dude looks like him already. Oh wells.
9- Jonah Hex- If I cared more about this movie's existence, it'd probably be higher on the list. Same goes for Green Lantern, btw.
8- Daredevil- Unlike most people who hated this movie, I had no problem with the cast. I thought it was actually really good casting. The script though... ugh. Worst thing of all the things ever.
7- Batman and Robin. Same complaint as with Daredevil, plus batnipples.
6- Elektra- Same as Daredevil. "Alias" already proved that Jennifer Garner could handle badass action roles. The blame lies with the screenwriters.
5- Fanastic Four 2- Galactus is a cloud. Right. Moving on.
4- Superman 4- Ugh. That is all.
3- The Spirit- Proving once again that Frank Miller should just go retire to swim in his boatloads of money already.
2- Punisher War Zone- This and the number 1 movie were the only two movies I have ever stopped watching less than a half hour in. No redeeming qualities at all. AT ALL.
1- Catwoman- There was nothing right with this movie.
GRIM'S 6 COMIC BOOK MOVIES HE WISHES HAD BEEN BETTER-
6- Superman Returns- Brandon Routh was never going to be better than Christoper Reeve. Kevin Spacey was a perfect Lex Luthor, but his henchmen were unextraordinary. And as much as I like Kate Bosworth, she didn't feel right as Lois Lane.
5- Fantastic Four- I didn't hate it, but there was a lot lacking.
4- Batman Forever- I liked the cast. This was where the Batman Franchise went south. They tried infusing comedy. Batman is not a comedy.
3- Spider-Man 3- Venom is one of the best villains in comics. The whole 'dancing peter parker' thing was actually one of the scenes I was most okay with in the movie. Most people hated it. I thought it fit well with the story. It was just Peter Parker acting like Spider Man, which was the point. A loss of self in the alter-ego. The rest of the script... meh.
2- X-Men First Class- I really wanted to like the reboot of the x-men franchise. I really did. But with crap like that, I just couldn't. I wonder if I will be saying the same thing about the Spider Man reboot soon.
1- Punisher- I like the actors in the movie. I thought they could have really made a franchise out of Punisher, but they were never able to balance the comedy with the tragedy in that movie. My expectations were high due mostly to the fact that Garth Ennis was absolutely killing it on Punisher at the time. He wrote the character better than anyone else.
In other news...
Whenever I see or hear the name 'Brooklyn Decker', it makes me want a sandwich. For the record and as hard as this is to believe, this is a non-pervy statement.
Also...
I was just reading a 'top 10 superhero movies of all time' list, and since I disagreed with most of it, I decided to make my own lists. Warning, some of these may contain spoilers.
GRIM'S 10 BEST COMIC BOOK MOVIES EVER-
10- Iron Man- This movie ranks higher on most other people's lists. But this is my list, and considering my personal dislike of the character, it's as high as I can place it.
9- Watchmen- This movie would be higher on my list if not for two or three scenes that I hated. Given the expectations and the time it took to bring this movie together, I thought Zack Snyder did a great job with it. He proved that the supposed unfilmable story could in fact be filmed. I still can't stand Rorschach's death scene though.
8- Road to Perdition- I considered going with Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles or Hellboy here, but I really liked 'Road' and it was a very good graphic novel before it was a very good movie.
7- x-men- The first ensemble comic book movie that really worked. Some fans did not like the changes from the comic... I had no problem with it. I thought it was very well done.
6- Superman 2- KNEEL BEFORE ZOD, BITCHES. (and forget the amnesia kiss. *smooch*)
5- Kickass- A daring movie. One of the few times that a movie exceeds the source material. The cast was excellent. To paraphrase from a source I can't remember... " Nobody shoots a child quite like Nicolas Cage does."
4- Spider Man- Most people prefer spiderman 2. I prefer this one for a number of reasons. First, I am a big Willem Dafoe fan. Second, it was the first movie I ever saw in theaters, and it was a great experience. Third, it really started the trend of strong, quality comic book moviemaking. Oh, I also had a major crush on Kirsten Dunst back then.
3- Superman- Christopher Reeve. Gene Hackman. Glenn Ford. Ned Beatty. A bunch of memorable scenes. I almost cheer every time Superman catches Lois and the Helicopter. We just won't mention the 'spinning the earth backward' thing and we'll move on.
2- Dark Knight- Some traditionalists didn't love it, others say it's overrated due to Ledger's death... I obviously disagree. That was a Batman movie as it was meant to be. There has never been a better Joker outside of 'The Killing Joke', imo.
1- Avengers- I meant it when I said 'best comic book movie ever'.
GRIM'S 10 WORST COMIC BOOK MOVIES EVER-
10- Ghost Rider- I thought Nic Cage as Ghost Rider would be decent. I mean, dude looks like him already. Oh wells.
9- Jonah Hex- If I cared more about this movie's existence, it'd probably be higher on the list. Same goes for Green Lantern, btw.
8- Daredevil- Unlike most people who hated this movie, I had no problem with the cast. I thought it was actually really good casting. The script though... ugh. Worst thing of all the things ever.
7- Batman and Robin. Same complaint as with Daredevil, plus batnipples.
6- Elektra- Same as Daredevil. "Alias" already proved that Jennifer Garner could handle badass action roles. The blame lies with the screenwriters.
5- Fanastic Four 2- Galactus is a cloud. Right. Moving on.
4- Superman 4- Ugh. That is all.
3- The Spirit- Proving once again that Frank Miller should just go retire to swim in his boatloads of money already.
2- Punisher War Zone- This and the number 1 movie were the only two movies I have ever stopped watching less than a half hour in. No redeeming qualities at all. AT ALL.
1- Catwoman- There was nothing right with this movie.
GRIM'S 6 COMIC BOOK MOVIES HE WISHES HAD BEEN BETTER-
6- Superman Returns- Brandon Routh was never going to be better than Christoper Reeve. Kevin Spacey was a perfect Lex Luthor, but his henchmen were unextraordinary. And as much as I like Kate Bosworth, she didn't feel right as Lois Lane.
5- Fantastic Four- I didn't hate it, but there was a lot lacking.
4- Batman Forever- I liked the cast. This was where the Batman Franchise went south. They tried infusing comedy. Batman is not a comedy.
3- Spider-Man 3- Venom is one of the best villains in comics. The whole 'dancing peter parker' thing was actually one of the scenes I was most okay with in the movie. Most people hated it. I thought it fit well with the story. It was just Peter Parker acting like Spider Man, which was the point. A loss of self in the alter-ego. The rest of the script... meh.
2- X-Men First Class- I really wanted to like the reboot of the x-men franchise. I really did. But with crap like that, I just couldn't. I wonder if I will be saying the same thing about the Spider Man reboot soon.
1- Punisher- I like the actors in the movie. I thought they could have really made a franchise out of Punisher, but they were never able to balance the comedy with the tragedy in that movie. My expectations were high due mostly to the fact that Garth Ennis was absolutely killing it on Punisher at the time. He wrote the character better than anyone else.
Sing along you have half a brain, bothing will save you from especially some drug addict industry magnet or whatever; shure drag that dollar through the fucking fecal matter and slave your fucking whole socity of children to licking it of shit clean for you, mmm yummmy do no harm, you are the most fucking homo fucked over little heads just like the other two!_;-)
Die lie for the rest of your lives over you fucking addictions, murder every child like I have wittness so many times before accross the country that refuse liking shit up, scum bags have no brains and are so easy to fucking profile , just scratch the fucked little no matter brain functions off the map, teacher teacher teacher teacher before you get a chance to open your fucking mouths, open away sound like what the profiles define, stupid as fuck and wish you could be Evil but only get fucking beat on children with some perverts fucking leash around your necks, just watching and loving it making you make little lick up your fucking crap of a floor, slaves? Quarantine preferable for disposal, get out threat up some fucking deny and claim Good Deeds for murdering some children ya did for some oil, cuss I sat and watched becuase like the spirits told me to, you people fucking weak, want to save your lives, I don't fucking care all your fucking front of grad perverts, hopes and dreams of extinction, threat which is worse a crime a hope a dream a massive pervert cult threating little children for more fucking drugs and whatever fuck wad shit crap ain't gay if contracted rape, fucking pieces of shit and morons that front for here lick dog crap off piece of paper kid or starve, learned that school huh going work to change the system, fucking inhuman trash! With nothing!
A three fucked over I write the math on my hand, school zero, like of you zero, money need zero, time you fucked over well to long, you have to fucking die, no anyway about, fucking die you stupid fucking piece fucking shit, something has to be seriously fucking wrong with you idiots to think you can sell me anything after I have reversed engineered what you brain must be to sit through all the fascist bull shit ya did, no fucking lie about, your fucking scum broken fucking freaks, slower and slower and slower faster and faster and faster it doesn't fucking matter stupid fucks, your fucking morons making more morons fuck up more moronic shit to ends of fuck ing owe fucking well you fascist illitirate morons that noe one every needed in the first that made all of this crap as I from no where just break down in matter of years,little to nothing everything about your whole existence fucking stupid piece shit.
Every one that crossed that line is baby killer and you can save no one you stupid fuck, becuase you fucking made it in the first place by being so fucking stupid to accept it, no fucking lie fucking con game no matter fuck what is doing shit bnut killing kids! Every last one of you idiots with any fucking word sow your fucking mouths shut and just go jump off a fucking bridge!
in the elevator
After I saw The Avengers, I had a dream that Dr. Bruce Banner (in my dream that was his name, and not the actor's name, Mark Ruffalo) and I were at a Starbucks meeting with friends. One of the friends I was with had a HUGE crush on him. But she's tall and he was short. Like only 4' tall. Well, he confided in me that he had a crush on one of my other friends. That other friend was Janeane Garofalo. Except instead of being her normal height, she was actually a little person. A very, very short, little person.
The two started to talk and hit it off. They all left while the rest of us had a sleep over at Starbucks.
The two started to talk and hit it off. They all left while the rest of us had a sleep over at Starbucks.
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