39 and other randomness
Mon Jan 9, 2012 4:14:08 pm

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39.. apparently that's my slave footprint.
Isn't it sad that most of them are underage females?
They could be feeding me grapes and waving me cool air with one of them huge fan thingies.

Instead of 40 making a crap income providing cheap labour for all the crap I buy in the shops here,
I'd hire about 4. I'd pay them 10 times as much and make an effort to make their work more interesting
and challenging on a day to day basis.

They could feed me graps from 12 yards away by throwing them in my mouth.
Or try waving me cold air with a banana.