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Thu Jan 12, 2012 8:37:14 pm
"You are an anomaly in my systematically organized feelings. I have been afraid of loving you, hurting you, and certainly, losing you. Even now, I am afraid of those things - of loving you, only to watch you be torn apart by cryogenic man-eating lions in the Antarctic because I made you go there out of spite after you complained about how cold it would be and did not understand why we could not just go on holiday to England like normal people. However, I cannot recall ever being afraid of you, specifically. Yes, I factored in the likelihood of you Hulk smashing me, but even then, I seem to be so sure of you."
Thu Jan 12, 2012 10:31:25 pm
You single people should be taking note. This is how I snagged myself a man.
Thu Jan 12, 2012 10:37:22 pm
re: comment#1
You single people should be taking note. This is how I snagged myself a man.
I've snagged myself women with jokes about horny evil statues and farts that smell like pringles. Clearly, anything will work on people looking for sex. Thu Jan 12, 2012 10:38:58 pm
re: comment#2
I've snagged myself women with jokes about horny evil statues and farts that smell like pringles. Clearly, anything will work on people looking for sex.
*Secretly wonders if the recipient of this note was just looking for sex*
Thu Jan 12, 2012 10:56:07 pm
After the first sentence, I read the whole thing in Helmut Bakaitis's voice.
Fri Jan 13, 2012 12:19:25 am
re: comment#1
You single people should be taking note. This is how I snagged myself a man.
♥
Fri Jan 13, 2012 12:55:34 am
re: comment#1
You single people should be taking note. This is how I snagged myself a man.
Interesting.
Fri Jan 13, 2012 12:57:39 am
laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaame XP
Fri Jan 13, 2012 12:57:46 am
laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaame XP
Fri Jan 13, 2012 1:32:32 am
re: comment#8
laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaame XP
Fri Jan 13, 2012 2:17:42 am
re: comment#10
Because I don't know what you mean.
Don't worry, you're not alone. I was just teasing you, is all.
Your sincerity in your own words is what snagged your man; with that being said, I...probably wouldn't use this exact statement. >_>;;
N-no offense or anything!
Fri Jan 13, 2012 2:22:55 am
re: comment#11
Don't worry, you're not alone. I was just teasing you, is all.
Your sincerity in your own words is what snagged your man; with that being said, I...probably wouldn't use this exact statement. >_>;;
N-no offense or anything!
Wait, you're saying he's not a man?Your sincerity in your own words is what snagged your man; with that being said, I...probably wouldn't use this exact statement. >_>;;
N-no offense or anything!
Fri Jan 13, 2012 2:23:21 am
re: comment#12
Wait, you're saying he's not a man?
But he look-a-like-a-man!Fri Jan 13, 2012 2:34:21 am
re: comment#12
Wait, you're saying he's not a man?
No, I'm just saying I wouldn't use it.
Fri Jan 13, 2012 2:41:02 am
So sweet
Fri Jan 13, 2012 3:57:07 am
What if I'm not interested in snagging a man at this point in time?
Fri Jan 13, 2012 3:59:39 am
re: comment#17
What if I'm not interested in snagging a man at this point in time?
Are you interested in snagging a female or interested in snagging a male in the future?Fri Jan 13, 2012 4:00:08 am
re: comment#18
Are you interested in snagging a female or interested in snagging a male in the future?
Because I have tons of "I can't wait for our future together" letters and some from his perspective.Fri Jan 13, 2012 4:04:34 am
re: comment#16
Assuming you mean "rad"
Nope, sweet like daaaaaaw