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I feel like being vile
Thu Jan 12, 2012 10:57:58 pm


I took a huge poop and I feel like I lost 10 pounds. My butt feels amazing.

And no, I wasn't constipated before, it was just very satisfying.
1) pinkphilosoraptor,
Thu Jan 12, 2012 11:04:21 pm

I need to be silly to stop from crying. I'm mucho depressed.
2) the_grim_zipper,
Thu Jan 12, 2012 11:11:46 pm

re: comment#1
I need to be silly to stop from crying. I'm mucho depressed.
It's because I left, right?
3) sweeneyjohn,
Thu Jan 12, 2012 11:14:59 pm

I did too. Except I have been a little constipated because I've been eating truly vast quantities of meat lately and not enough fiber to balance out the digestive process, so last night I ate enough vegetables for 5 or 6 people and it flushed me out nicely this morning.
4) pinkphilosoraptor,
Thu Jan 12, 2012 11:18:55 pm

re: comment#3
I did too. Except I have been a little constipated because I've been eating truly vast quantities of meat lately and not enough fiber to balance out the digestive process, so last night I ate enough vegetables for 5 or 6 people and it flushed me out nicely this morning.
Sweet Tomatoes does that for me (it's an all you can eat salad/soup buffet that I took Grim to).
5) pinkphilosoraptor,
Thu Jan 12, 2012 11:19:18 pm

re: comment#2
It's because I left, right?
6) the_grim_zipper,
Thu Jan 12, 2012 11:28:09 pm

Here. These will either make you laugh or they won't.








7) prinnyp,
Thu Jan 12, 2012 11:33:41 pm

re: comment#4
Sweet Tomatoes does that for me (it's an all you can eat salad/soup buffet that I took Grim to).
That place is pretty neat; I went there once and it was pretty awesome. My only regret is that I didn't make my salad big enough.

Also, you wrote a blog about pooping. Think about that for a moment. <_<;
8) the_grim_zipper,
Thu Jan 12, 2012 11:37:32 pm

re: comment#7
That place is pretty neat; I went there once and it was pretty awesome. My only regret is that I didn't make my salad big enough.

Also, you wrote a blog about pooping. Think about that for a moment. <_<;
I also didn't make my salad big enough, but it worked out for the best cuz if I had I might not have had room for soup.
9) sweeneyjohn,
Thu Jan 12, 2012 11:41:24 pm

re: comment#4
Sweet Tomatoes does that for me (it's an all you can eat salad/soup buffet that I took Grim to).
Suddenly I'm craving soup. I wish we had a soup buffet here.
10) joatmon001,
Fri Jan 13, 2012 12:11:11 am

do you ever weigh yourself before and after you poop to see how many pounds you pooped?
11) erdos0,
Fri Jan 13, 2012 1:11:50 am

agrees with this post
12) pinkphilosoraptor,
Fri Jan 13, 2012 1:12:00 am

re: comment#10
do you ever weigh yourself before and after you poop to see how many pounds you pooped?
I don't own a scale.
13) mystifylemon,
Fri Jan 13, 2012 2:56:35 am

re: comment#1
I need to be silly to stop from crying. I'm mucho depressed.
I have a very strong love of a good poo these days.
14) nhp,
Fri Jan 13, 2012 2:58:22 am

re: comment#10
do you ever weigh yourself before and after you poop to see how many pounds you pooped?
that is the funniest thing i've heard all day.
15) rubberchicken,
Fri Jan 13, 2012 1:18:01 pm

Is this what doctors talk about among themselves? My three year old nephew is a budding doctor!