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Wed Jan 25, 2012 12:31:37 am
I went to open mic last night with Paul.
Paul is Matt's brother. Matt is Sunday's friend. Both Matt and Sunday are huge douchebag artfucks. Sunday and I used to date, back when Sunday had a huge cocaine addiction and I had no self-esteem. I was hesitant about Paul - Matt shared his not-so-favorable opinion of me with Sunday and Matt is such a douche.
That's Matt. He doesn't smoke. He's just an artfuck.
That's Sunday. He's a wannabe artfuck.
And I guess Paul seems like an artfuck too. Lulz.
Anyway, Paul seems opposite of Matt - Matt thinks he's a gift to women and treats people like shit because of it. Paul played Damien Rice because I *may* or *may not* have mentioned that covering Damien Rice is panty-dropping worthy. Hehe. No, no panties were actually dropped afterward. We were at the open mic thing until 2am and then we went back to his apartment and watched a movie. We had one goodnight kiss and that was it.
Wed Jan 25, 2012 1:25:44 am
Girl, those men are amazing looking. I am so jealous. I love artfucks.
Yum.
Wed Jan 25, 2012 1:34:54 am
i wish i could grow facial hair.
Wed Jan 25, 2012 1:37:34 am
Guy one wants to be Colin Farrell, guy 2 looks like he dipped his chin in sticky pig pubes. Third guy seems ok.
Wed Jan 25, 2012 1:38:03 am
I had to come back for a second...third look. YOU DID NOT FUCK HIM???? I am impressed by both his and your self control.
Wed Jan 25, 2012 1:57:38 am
re: comment#3
Guy one wants to be Colin Farrell, guy 2 looks like he dipped his chin in sticky pig pubes. Third guy seems ok.
Actually, it seems it wants to be Johnny Depp.
This his new wife. He said I was ugly, but I don't really think she's much better looking than me.
Wed Jan 25, 2012 2:01:22 am
"Oh, yeah. Oooh, ahhh, that's how it always starts. Then later there's running and screaming."
Wed Jan 25, 2012 2:02:01 am
re: comment#5
Actually, it seems it wants to be Johnny Depp.
This his new wife. He said I was ugly, but I don't really think she's much better looking than me.
He must have a screw loose if he thinks you are ugly and that funny-headed sourface is hot.
This his new wife. He said I was ugly, but I don't really think she's much better looking than me.
Wed Jan 25, 2012 2:02:59 am
re: comment#4
I had to come back for a second...third look. YOU DID NOT FUCK HIM???? I am impressed by both his and your self control.
Not yet anyway. Plus he smelled/tasted like beer and I don't really like beer. I have only fucked the middle one. Wed Jan 25, 2012 2:04:39 am
re: comment#5
Actually, it seems it wants to be Johnny Depp.
This his new wife. He said I was ugly, but I don't really think she's much better looking than me.
she has grandma hands.
This his new wife. He said I was ugly, but I don't really think she's much better looking than me.
Wed Jan 25, 2012 2:17:51 am
re: comment#9
she has grandma hands.
I was gonna say this. She also looks like if someone smacked Juliette Lewis with an ugly stick a couple times. Wed Jan 25, 2012 2:35:14 am
re: comment#8
Not yet anyway. Plus he smelled/tasted like beer and I don't really like beer. I have only fucked the middle one.
Was he good *the middle one*
I would not have if he smelled like beer, either. that would make me sick.
Wed Jan 25, 2012 2:36:38 am
agrees with: comment#7
He must have a screw loose if he thinks you are ugly and that funny-headed sourface is hot.
Wed Jan 25, 2012 2:38:37 am
re: comment#11
Was he good *the middle one*
I would not have if he smelled like beer, either. that would make me sick.
I don't think so. He was very selfish and always about himself. He very rarely returned the oral favor, though demanded it regularly himself. He blamed me for his lack of wanting to go down south - every other girl he had ever been with came instantly and I took more than 30 seconds and he gave up 20 seconds in. I'm actually quite easy to please. I had a threesome with him though. I was so...sad and pathetic.I would not have if he smelled like beer, either. that would make me sick.
Wed Jan 25, 2012 2:45:06 am
no offense to grandma's.
Wed Jan 25, 2012 2:55:50 am
re: comment#13
I don't think so. He was very selfish and always about himself. He very rarely returned the oral favor, though demanded it regularly himself. He blamed me for his lack of wanting to go down south - every other girl he had ever been with came instantly and I took more than 30 seconds and he gave up 20 seconds in. I'm actually quite easy to please. I had a threesome with him though. I was so...sad and pathetic.
Hugs. We all make mistakes as we are growing into ourselves. Give yourself a break.
Threesomes always leave someone feeling left out. (at least in my experience)
Yes, he sounds like a jerk. Well he is cute (but less cute than the other two...Paul is the best looking in my opinion) so I guess he skates by on his looks.
Wed Jan 25, 2012 2:58:27 am
re: comment#13
I don't think so. He was very selfish and always about himself. He very rarely returned the oral favor, though demanded it regularly himself. He blamed me for his lack of wanting to go down south - every other girl he had ever been with came instantly and I took more than 30 seconds and he gave up 20 seconds in. I'm actually quite easy to please. I had a threesome with him though. I was so...sad and pathetic.
Sounds like boring sex.
Wed Jan 25, 2012 3:03:45 am
disagrees with: comment#1
Girl, those men are amazing looking. I am so jealous. I love artfucks.
Yum.
Yum.
Wed Jan 25, 2012 3:06:35 am
disagrees with: comment#10
I was gonna say this. She also looks like if someone smacked Juliette Lewis with an ugly stick a couple times.
