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fuck my llama
Wed Jan 25, 2012 10:02:39 pm

got into a car accident on the way to work this morning. new car is probably totaled, but i'm ok. just bumped my knees a little.

i was driving on the road in the left lane. i had a blinking yellow.
fucktard was in the left turn lane in the median. he had someone to the right of him so his view was obscured. he had a blinking red.
he claims the guy to the right of him started to go, so he thinks the intersection is clear.
it's not.

pics.

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1) posy,
Wed Jan 25, 2012 10:07:31 pm

Do you need band-aids?

2) posy,
Wed Jan 25, 2012 10:07:42 pm

re: comment#1

Do you need band-aids?

I could mail you some.

3) posy,
Wed Jan 25, 2012 10:08:04 pm

re: comment#2

I could mail you some.

Or an ice-pack.

4) posy,
Wed Jan 25, 2012 10:08:12 pm

re: comment#3

Or an ice-pack.

Without the ice, obviously.

5) posy,
Wed Jan 25, 2012 10:08:22 pm

re: comment#4

Without the ice, obviously.

Or some money so you can get a new car.

6) joatmon001,
Wed Jan 25, 2012 10:08:45 pm

i don't believe in band-aids. human made scabs are better.

7) posy,
Wed Jan 25, 2012 10:09:06 pm

disagrees with: comment#6

i don't believe in band-aids. human made scabs are better.

8) posy,
Wed Jan 25, 2012 10:09:21 pm

re: comment#6

i don't believe in band-aids. human made scabs are better.

Well f&*% you, then.

9) posy,
Wed Jan 25, 2012 10:09:30 pm

re: comment#6

i don't believe in band-aids. human made scabs are better.

10) posy,
Wed Jan 25, 2012 10:09:59 pm

Are you getting the jist of my disapproval, yet?

11) joatmon001,
Wed Jan 25, 2012 10:10:31 pm

re: comment#10

Are you getting the jist of my disapproval, yet?

12) nhp,
Wed Jan 25, 2012 10:11:34 pm

re: comment#6

i don't believe in band-aids. human made scabs are better.

13) joatmon001,
Wed Jan 25, 2012 10:12:05 pm

well, i'm never helping you with your math homework on okc journals ever again!

14) posy,
Wed Jan 25, 2012 10:12:49 pm

re: comment#11

I'm going to give you a break this one time, just because I feel so bad you got into an accident.

But I swear to God if you ever bad mouth Band-Aid again I will tie you down and poke your knee bruises really hard.

15) joatmon001,
Wed Jan 25, 2012 10:13:03 pm

re: comment#13

well, i'm never helping you with your math homework on okc journals ever again!

this is a lie, i can't help myself. math problems need to be solved.

16) the_grim_zipper,
Wed Jan 25, 2012 10:13:30 pm

re: comment#6

i don't believe in band-aids. human made scabs are better.

Would you like me to mail you scabs?

17) joatmon001,
Wed Jan 25, 2012 10:15:27 pm

re: comment#16

Would you like me to mail you scabs?

yes please, mine might fall off in the shower.

18) saddha,
Wed Jan 25, 2012 10:16:25 pm

agrees with: comment#6

i don't believe in band-aids. human made scabs are better.

19) saddha,
Wed Jan 25, 2012 10:16:40 pm

I'm glad you're okay. And really sorry about the car.

20) joatmon001,
Wed Jan 25, 2012 10:17:02 pm

and there i was, thinking about getting a bike.

i wonder how i'd feel right now t-boning a jeep grand cherokee at 45mph on one.

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