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Dear NHP
Tue Jan 31, 2012 9:01:04 pm




Jared and I often bicker. Usually, about really stupid stuff.

For instance, when he started pressing me for my opinion of Valentine's Day, and I responded "Valentine's Day no longer exists. That day is the twins' birthday." he got upset because the boys had the gall to be born on such an important holiday.

I informed him of the holiday's general stupidity and artifice.

He told me I have a stupid face and that I smell like cheese.

I told him he has clearly been spending too much time with me if he thinks that stupid face and smelling of cheese make for valid arguments.
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1) morag,
Tue Jan 31, 2012 9:03:35 pm

What kind of cheese is it you smell like?
2) nucular_tomato,
Tue Jan 31, 2012 9:04:50 pm

re: comment#1
What kind of cheese is it you smell like?
Not sure. Probably stinky feet cheese.
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3) deleted,
Tue Jan 31, 2012 9:05:16 pm

He must get really scared of you when you fight.

What with your scariness and all.
4) nucular_tomato,
Tue Jan 31, 2012 9:07:01 pm

re: comment#3
He must get really scared of you when you fight.

What with your scariness and all.
Bickering is not fighting, TYVM.


I'm thooper dooper thkary when I fight.
5) nhp,
Tue Jan 31, 2012 9:08:54 pm

How do you/he feel about steak and bj day?
6) nhp,
Tue Jan 31, 2012 9:09:43 pm

re: comment#2
Not sure. Probably stinky feet cheese.
I was thinking more nutty, like a nice reggiano.
no image
7) deleted,
Tue Jan 31, 2012 9:11:43 pm

re: comment#4
Bickering is not fighting, TYVM.


I'm thooper dooper thkary when I fight.
Cutie patootie.
8) erdos0,
Tue Jan 31, 2012 9:13:46 pm

agrees with: comment#5
How do you/he feel about steak and bj day?
9) nucular_tomato,
Tue Jan 31, 2012 9:14:08 pm

re: comment#5
How do you/he feel about steak and bj day?
Every day is a potential steak and bj day. Potential, in that all we need is the steak.


He has never mentioned it, and neither have I really. I didn't even know it was a thing until last year.
10) morag,
Tue Jan 31, 2012 9:14:54 pm

re: comment#2
Not sure. Probably stinky feet cheese.
One time when my husband and I were in Paris we bought some really REALLY smelly Camembert. It was very tasty, but REALLY smelly. We had to carry it for half a day in our backpack and wherever we went we made the air really smelly. It was disgusting.
11) nucular_tomato,
Tue Jan 31, 2012 9:16:38 pm

re: comment#10
One time when my husband and I were in Paris we bought some really REALLY smelly Camembert. It was very tasty, but REALLY smelly. We had to carry it for half a day in our backpack and wherever we went we made the air really smelly. It was disgusting.
12) nhp,
Tue Jan 31, 2012 9:17:30 pm

re: comment#9
Every day is a potential steak and bj day. Potential, in that all we need is the steak.


He has never mentioned it, and neither have I really. I didn't even know it was a thing until last year.
I didn't know about it until the guy I was dating mentioned it (after the worst valentine's date ever). I laughed at him.
13) nucular_tomato,
Tue Jan 31, 2012 9:20:41 pm

re: comment#12
I didn't know about it until the guy I was dating mentioned it (after the worst valentine's date ever). I laughed at him.
I think Jared would be more appreciative if I didn't try to make him a steak than if I did. He appreciates my continued absence from the kitchen.


He's totally my bitch.
14) nhp,
Tue Jan 31, 2012 9:21:45 pm

re: comment#10
One time when my husband and I were in Paris we bought some really REALLY smelly Camembert. It was very tasty, but REALLY smelly. We had to carry it for half a day in our backpack and wherever we went we made the air really smelly. It was disgusting.
stinkiest cheese I've ever smelled: TĂȘte de Moine

GROSS.
15) nhp,
Tue Jan 31, 2012 9:21:58 pm

re: comment#13
I think Jared would be more appreciative if I didn't try to make him a steak than if I did. He appreciates my continued absence from the kitchen.


He's totally my bitch.
16) morag,
Tue Jan 31, 2012 9:30:35 pm

re: comment#14
stinkiest cheese I've ever smelled: TĂȘte de Moine

GROSS.
It's probably tasty. (?) The one we ate really was.
17) nhp,
Tue Jan 31, 2012 9:31:16 pm

re: comment#16
It's probably tasty. (?) The one we ate really was.
Maybe if my nose wasn't so close to my mouth, it would be okay...
18) xo_justfun_xo,
Tue Jan 31, 2012 9:40:15 pm

What is this steak and BJ day you are all speaking of?
19) errorrrrrr,
Tue Jan 31, 2012 9:40:19 pm

re: comment#10
One time when my husband and I were in Paris we bought some really REALLY smelly Camembert. It was very tasty, but REALLY smelly. We had to carry it for half a day in our backpack and wherever we went we made the air really smelly. It was disgusting.
*pictures someone carrying n_t in a backpack*
20) errorrrrrr,
Tue Jan 31, 2012 9:42:40 pm

agrees with: comment#16
It's probably tasty. (?) The one we ate really was.
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