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Time to start eating the neighbors
Thu Dec 30, 2010 12:25:50 am





I made the long trek in the snow to attempt to acquire some decent food, but that ended in failure. The place that I went to looked like it was closed. The windows were covered. I didn't bother to try opening the door, because the place just looked wrong. There were no signs anywhere to indicate what type of establishment it is. There was only a building number. I should have expected this, because there were no comments or ratings on Yelp, but it was my only hope. There are no other options within an acceptable walking distance. If there is still no train service by Friday, I will do the 80 minute walk to the only train station in operation anywhere near me.
1) erdos0,
Thu Dec 30, 2010 12:26:15 am

I think the guy in red might be urinating.
2) evilserif,
Thu Dec 30, 2010 1:11:11 am

Hope you don't have too fat of neighbors. Fatty meat is gross.
3) erdos0,
Thu Dec 30, 2010 1:25:15 am

re: comment#2
Hope you don't have too fat of neighbors. Fatty meat is gross.
But fat is good for cold weather.
4) sweeneyjohn,
Thu Dec 30, 2010 1:48:49 am

See, I knew Yelp food couldn't be anything good.
5) sweeneyjohn,
Thu Dec 30, 2010 1:48:59 am

agrees with: comment#1
I think the guy in red might be urinating.
6) evilserif,
Thu Dec 30, 2010 1:51:51 am

re: comment#3
But fat is good for cold weather.
yeck.
7) sweeneyjohn,
Thu Dec 30, 2010 1:52:12 am

re: comment#3
But fat is good for cold weather.
It is a good fuel source for the body, and a good fuel source for fire. Which is nice, since you don't like the cold.

Fat neighbors also means a nice heavy coat. And big bones, which means a lot of gelatin.
8) sweeneyjohn,
Thu Dec 30, 2010 2:01:59 am

re: comment#7
It is a good fuel source for the body, and a good fuel source for fire. Which is nice, since you don't like the cold.

Fat neighbors also means a nice heavy coat. And big bones, which means a lot of gelatin.
Speaking of burning human fat and eating people and such:

I have a book called Don't Eat This Book. It's the non-fiction written account by the guy Morgan Spurlock, who went on a diet of nothing but McDonald's for 30 days, and made the movie Supersize Me.

In one section of the book, a person recounts a story about when he worked in a crematorium and one night they had to cremate a morbidly obese man; but the guy is TOO MUCH for the furnace and his fat is overflowing from the furnace. So while they're trying to get the fire under control, the man recounting this story notices that, for some odd reason, he feels a little hungry. Well, he pays it no mind; he's got more important things to think of, such as putting this damn fire out! Eventually they get things back under control, and as the man's walking back upstairs to the office, it dawns on him why he felt hungry for no explicable reason: "All that melted human fat smelled exactly like the inside of a McDonald's."
9) erdos0,
Thu Dec 30, 2010 2:02:07 am

agrees with: comment#4
See, I knew Yelp food couldn't be anything good.
10) erdos0,
Thu Dec 30, 2010 2:02:22 am

agrees with: comment#7
It is a good fuel source for the body, and a good fuel source for fire. Which is nice, since you don't like the cold.

Fat neighbors also means a nice heavy coat. And big bones, which means a lot of gelatin.
11) erdos0,
Thu Dec 30, 2010 2:03:20 am

re: comment#8
Speaking of burning human fat and eating people and such:

I have a book called Don't Eat This Book. It's the non-fiction written account by the guy Morgan Spurlock, who went on a diet of nothing but McDonald's for 30 days, and made the movie Supersize Me.

In one section of the book, a person recounts a story about when he worked in a crematorium and one night they had to cremate a morbidly obese man; but the guy is TOO MUCH for the furnace and his fat is overflowing from the furnace. So while they're trying to get the fire under control, the man recounting this story notices that, for some odd reason, he feels a little hungry. Well, he pays it no mind; he's got more important things to think of, such as putting this damn fire out! Eventually they get things back under control, and as the man's walking back upstairs to the office, it dawns on him why he felt hungry for no explicable reason: "All that melted human fat smelled exactly like the inside of a McDonald's."
Gross.
12) sweeneyjohn,
Thu Dec 30, 2010 2:13:46 am

agrees with: comment#11
Gross.
13) sweeneyjohn,
Thu Dec 30, 2010 2:14:20 am

re: comment#11
Gross.
But it makes me so happy that I don't eat fast food.
14) sweeneyjohn,
Thu Dec 30, 2010 2:15:20 am

Are the two snow pictures in the same area, by the way?
15) erdos0,
Thu Dec 30, 2010 2:19:09 am

agrees with: comment#13
But it makes me so happy that I don't eat fast food.
16) erdos0,
Thu Dec 30, 2010 2:19:36 am

re: comment#14
Are the two snow pictures in the same area, by the way?
Different areas along my journey today.