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Mon Jan 31, 2011 8:27:49 am
One liners to get you laughing today...
Image via WikipediaNo matter how much you push the envelope, it'll still be stationery.
The maths teacher confiscated a rubber band slingshot in her class because it was a weapon of maths disruption.
Where can men over the age of 60 find younger, sexy woman who are interested in them? Try a bookstore under fiction.
I used to work with two guys named Alan Beatty and Neville Buist. The pair made a great "Beatty and the Buist".
Scientists say they have found the missing link - a little monkey. It lived on mostly twigs and berries, which makes it a direct ancestor of today's supermodel.
The anti-aging ad I'd like to see is a baby covered in cream saying,"Oh, I've used too much!"
I keep my office cold. Just because my dreams have died, that doesn't mean they shouldn't be well preserved.
"A good education is the next best thing to a pushy mother."
Lord, give me patience...and the time to recover.
Mon Jan 31, 2011 9:06:53 am
"I wanted to buy a candle holder, but the store didn't have one. So I got a cake."
Mon Jan 31, 2011 11:49:54 am
re: comment#1
"I wanted to buy a candle holder, but the store didn't have one. So I got a cake."
i don't....oooh.hahha, that as literally my thought process when reading this, so I thought I would keep it and share it with you.
Mon Jan 31, 2011 12:01:27 pm
re: comment#2
i don't....oooh.
hahha, that as literally my thought process when reading this, so I thought I would keep it and share it with you.
:)hahha, that as literally my thought process when reading this, so I thought I would keep it and share it with you.
Same thing happened to me when I first heard it. It's a Mitch Hedberg joke. He was awesome, and he pretty much made his whole career on one-liner jokes like that. I don't know if it'll be blocked for you or not, but here's a video clip.
Mon Jan 31, 2011 12:03:55 pm
re: comment#3
:)
Same thing happened to me when I first heard it. It's a Mitch Hedberg joke. He was awesome, and he pretty much made his whole career on one-liner jokes like that. I don't know if it'll be blocked for you or not, but here's a video clip.
Asia hates me.Same thing happened to me when I first heard it. It's a Mitch Hedberg joke. He was awesome, and he pretty much made his whole career on one-liner jokes like that. I don't know if it'll be blocked for you or not, but here's a video clip.
Mon Jan 31, 2011 12:22:13 pm
re: comment#6
You have Google? :/
the crap korean version of google which is NOT the same as the american version. I actually really hate using google here as a search engine. 
Mon Jan 31, 2011 12:30:47 pm
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the crap korean version of google which is NOT the same as the american version. I actually really hate using google here as a search engine.
Can you force it to the American version by visiting google.com or the British version by visiting google.co.uk?Mon Jan 31, 2011 12:33:12 pm
re: comment#9
Can you force it to the American version by visiting google.com or the British version by visiting google.co.uk?
No, I only type in google.com and it comes up when the page opens as google.co.kr. Mon Jan 31, 2011 12:35:29 pm
re: comment#8
So you went to Asia for revenge?
I didn't realize it would hate me until I got here. Mon Jan 31, 2011 12:36:17 pm
re: comment#10
No, I only type in google.com and it comes up when the page opens as google.co.kr.
Did you try my links?Mon Jan 31, 2011 12:37:20 pm
re: comment#12
Did you try my links?
no but even if the LINK worked, (which I doubt) then it's useless anyway. I am not going to blogstalk to click on a link every time I use google. In fact, I think I prefer to NOT know whether it works or not.Mon Jan 31, 2011 12:40:04 pm
re: comment#13
no but even if the LINK worked, (which I doubt) then it's useless anyway. I am not going to blogstalk to click on a link every time I use google. In fact, I think I prefer to NOT know whether it works or not.
You could bookmark it if it works.Mon Jan 31, 2011 12:44:50 pm
re: comment#14
You could bookmark it if it works.
I have never used a bookmark in my life and I kind of don't want to start trying now. Mon Jan 31, 2011 12:48:38 pm
re: comment#15
I have never used a bookmark in my life and I kind of don't want to start trying now.
Inefficient.Mon Jan 31, 2011 12:50:06 pm
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Inefficient.
nah, I just leave the tabs I use open.Mon Jan 31, 2011 12:53:19 pm
re: comment#17
nah, I just leave the tabs I use open.
Then leave open a google tab.Mon Jan 31, 2011 12:55:30 pm
re: comment#18
Then leave open a google tab.
too many tabs. besides, they don't work anyway. THe uk one does for a moment but it switches over.Mon Jan 31, 2011 1:13:59 pm
re: comment#19
too many tabs. besides, they don't work anyway. THe uk one does for a moment but it switches over.
Well, if you happen to come across a search engine that works for you, I highly recommend looking up Mitch Hedberg, if you've never seen his stuff, and either watching or reading some. 