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Dream Log 03-04-2011
Fri Mar 4, 2011 3:24:31 pm
I am at a party hosted by an elderly travel agent who is very wealthy. A young attractive woman comes to the front door and just stands there. She doesn't feel right walking in and is also hesitant to ring the doorbell. The travel agent notices her and greets her. She explains that his dog is out of food.
After feeding the dog, the travel agent decides to go thank the woman. His primary motivation is to seduce her. She did not tell him her name or where she lives. I suggest that he follow her footsteps. The house is on a beach and there is sand everywhere, which makes tracking easy.
When the travel agent arrives at the woman's house, I become him. The story takes a dramatic turn. The woman and I are both non-human. We are genetically engineered humanoid ninjas. The female and male humanoids live separately from each other, and from humans. The humans are holding a meeting to decide what to do with us. Their decision is to destroy the humanoids that they had created. This leads to a war between the humans and the humanoids. We are genetically engineered for combat and have extensive training, but we are outnumbered very significantly, so the winner is not immediately clear.
I enter the female ninja's house secretly. A card game is being played on the first floor. There are many ninjas everywhere. I have to do many acrobatic maneuvers to avoid being seen. I eventually get upstairs and find some boys playing with toy cars. Having boys in this house is against the rules. If they know that I know about this, the female ninjas will try to kill me.
One of the children is playing hide and seek. He is well hidden and sees me before I see him. He screams. This draws everyone's attention. I am suddenly attacked by hundreds of ninjas. This causes me to awaken.
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I am at a party hosted by an elderly travel agent who is very wealthy. A young attractive woman comes to the front door and just stands there. She doesn't feel right walking in and is also hesitant to ring the doorbell. The travel agent notices her and greets her. She explains that his dog is out of food.
After feeding the dog, the travel agent decides to go thank the woman. His primary motivation is to seduce her. She did not tell him her name or where she lives. I suggest that he follow her footsteps. The house is on a beach and there is sand everywhere, which makes tracking easy.
When the travel agent arrives at the woman's house, I become him. The story takes a dramatic turn. The woman and I are both non-human. We are genetically engineered humanoid ninjas. The female and male humanoids live separately from each other, and from humans. The humans are holding a meeting to decide what to do with us. Their decision is to destroy the humanoids that they had created. This leads to a war between the humans and the humanoids. We are genetically engineered for combat and have extensive training, but we are outnumbered very significantly, so the winner is not immediately clear.
I enter the female ninja's house secretly. A card game is being played on the first floor. There are many ninjas everywhere. I have to do many acrobatic maneuvers to avoid being seen. I eventually get upstairs and find some boys playing with toy cars. Having boys in this house is against the rules. If they know that I know about this, the female ninjas will try to kill me.
One of the children is playing hide and seek. He is well hidden and sees me before I see him. He screams. This draws everyone's attention. I am suddenly attacked by hundreds of ninjas. This causes me to awaken.

Fri Mar 4, 2011 3:45:05 pm
Being attacked by hundreds of ninjas would also cause me to awaken. Unless they were the ninjas from the Tick comic series. They were remarkably uncoordinated and ineffective. You could take a roomful of them out with a couple of confusing statements.

Fri Mar 4, 2011 4:06:40 pm
re: comment#1
Being attacked by hundreds of ninjas would also cause me to awaken. Unless they were the ninjas from the Tick comic series. They were remarkably uncoordinated and ineffective. You could take a roomful of them out with a couple of confusing statements.
Who would hire ninjas like that?
Fri Mar 4, 2011 4:08:55 pm
re: comment#2
Who would hire ninjas like that?
Nepotism. They were all members of a once-great ancient order of ninjas. Their leader is still fearsome, but the rest of them are just lame henchmen.
Fri Mar 4, 2011 4:10:40 pm
re: comment#3
Nepotism. They were all members of a once-great ancient order of ninjas. Their leader is still fearsome, but the rest of them are just lame henchmen.
Why doesn't the leader teach them properly?
Fri Mar 4, 2011 4:20:58 pm
re: comment#4
Why doesn't the leader teach them properly?
He is busy running an international corporation and is somewhat unaware of their inefficiency. 
Fri Mar 4, 2011 4:35:21 pm
re: comment#6
It always comes down to the humaniod ninjas dosen't it?
Or zombies.
Fri Mar 4, 2011 4:42:26 pm
I'd like to have dreams like that.

Fri Mar 4, 2011 4:46:28 pm
re: comment#8
I'd like to have dreams like that.
This is a common type of dream for me.
Fri Mar 4, 2011 6:16:23 pm
re: comment#9
This is a common type of dream for me.
You should add this to your special talents list : Having awesome dreams.
Fri Mar 4, 2011 6:17:12 pm
re: comment#10
You should add this to your special talents list : Having awesome dreams.
I never made a special talents list. Maybe I should start.
Fri Mar 4, 2011 6:18:10 pm
agrees with: comment#11
I never made a special talents list. Maybe I should start.

Fri Mar 4, 2011 7:54:37 pm
Wow - that was an intense dream!

Fri Mar 4, 2011 7:54:54 pm
agrees with: comment#11
I never made a special talents list. Maybe I should start.

Sat Mar 5, 2011 1:11:26 am
agrees with: comment#11
I never made a special talents list. Maybe I should start.

Sat Mar 5, 2011 1:11:32 am
agrees with: comment#10
You should add this to your special talents list : Having awesome dreams.

Sat Mar 5, 2011 1:16:37 am
Speaking of weird dreams, I had a dream that the teacher from glee seduces one of his male students (not anyone on the show now, but some handsome black guy) and then I remember watching it and thinking "How is he not fired? They get away with everything on this show."

Sat Mar 5, 2011 1:19:32 am
re: comment#17
Speaking of weird dreams, I had a dream that the teacher from glee seduces one of his male students (not anyone on the show now, but some handsome black guy) and then I remember watching it and thinking "How is he not fired? They get away with everything on this show."
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Sat Mar 5, 2011 1:46:30 am
You always have interesting dreams.

Sat Mar 5, 2011 1:47:26 am
re: comment#19
You always have interesting dreams.
Some of them are very repetitive.






