The bulge in my pants
Tue May 3, 2011 2:11:24 am

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I avoid wearing tight pants. I generally wear pants that are several sizes too large and I use the belt to prevent them from falling. One consequence of this is that there is a lot of extra fabric, and that fabric can bunch up when I sit. When this happens over my crotch area, I can usually eliminate the false erection by shifting the fabric or covertly pressing down on the bulge.

The zipper broke on my favorite pants. Initially, it was just jammed, but I pulled too hard and ripped off the tag (handle?) of the zipper. I have been trying to learn how to sew, but I haven't mastered the art of zipper replacement yet.

I decided to fix this with velcro. It can be a bit risky having such a rough material in a sensitive area, but I have been able to avoid any injury by using careful hand placement. The real problem is that the velcro that I purchased is sold in rolls. The velcro retains the curvature a bit. This causes it to restore the bulge after I press it down or stretch it out. This is especially annoying when someone who doesn't interest me is obviously trying to seduce me and she sees what looks like an erection.