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Blog-Stalk Confessions: Teacher, teacher, how I love my teacher...
Thu May 5, 2011 6:06:37 pm
The teachers. They are everywhere.
I know there are quite a few on this site. There are also a cavalcade of them in my sports groups. And now, the last six people who have purchased things from me on craigslist have mentioned that they are teachers. Must be some sort of conspiracy. Teachers aren't supposed to have money to buy stuff. I guess that tea party congressman was right after all. Teachers are secretly rich.
Here's a fun question, inspired by the jokes(?) on that other post about everyone coming to NY so we can help them get laid...
Which person from either here or okc do you think you'd get along best with irl, and which do you think you'd not get along with at all despite getting along with them online?
Yeah. I'm trying to start shit.
ENTERTAIN ME WITH YOUR DRAMA.
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The teachers. They are everywhere.
I know there are quite a few on this site. There are also a cavalcade of them in my sports groups. And now, the last six people who have purchased things from me on craigslist have mentioned that they are teachers. Must be some sort of conspiracy. Teachers aren't supposed to have money to buy stuff. I guess that tea party congressman was right after all. Teachers are secretly rich.
Here's a fun question, inspired by the jokes(?) on that other post about everyone coming to NY so we can help them get laid...
Which person from either here or okc do you think you'd get along best with irl, and which do you think you'd not get along with at all despite getting along with them online?
Yeah. I'm trying to start shit.
ENTERTAIN ME WITH YOUR DRAMA.

Thu May 5, 2011 6:25:24 pm
I want to go out for drinks with ren! But really, I get along with most folks. Couldn't even begin to answer this question.
Maybe I should become a teacher.

Thu May 5, 2011 6:27:38 pm
Difficult questions.

Thu May 5, 2011 6:30:59 pm
re: comment#1
I want to go out for drinks with ren! But really, I get along with most folks. Couldn't even begin to answer this question.
Maybe I should become a teacher.
♥Maybe I should become a teacher.

Thu May 5, 2011 6:33:31 pm
It's easy for me, because there are exactly three people who I get along with online that I know I wouldn't in person and I've already met one of them and confirmed that.
My answers, for the purpose of this question, are Wesley2006 and Eric.

Thu May 5, 2011 6:34:52 pm
"Which person from either here or okc do you think you'd get along best with irl, and which do you think you'd not get along with at all despite getting along with them online? "
i'm pretty sure that i'd get along really well with AmusesYoBouche. there are a lot of people on okcupid i know i wouldn't get along with. i'm pretty easy going but with these people i wouldn't even try.
i'm pretty sure i'd like everyone on blogstalk. ♥ (except stu)

Thu May 5, 2011 6:36:07 pm
re: comment#5
It's easy for me, because there are exactly three people who I get along with online that I know I wouldn't in person and I've already met one of them and confirmed that.
My answers, for the purpose of this question, are Wesley2006 and Eric.
i have met a few people IRL that i don't get along with.
My answers, for the purpose of this question, are Wesley2006 and Eric.
i will have to think on this more.

Thu May 5, 2011 6:38:14 pm
I'm pretty sure I'd like everyone on blogstalk, too. Which is why I still check in here long after I gave up on OKC journals. :)
Hrm. I haven't met anyone from OKC yet that I haven't gotten along with, but I haven't met many.

Thu May 5, 2011 6:50:33 pm
re: comment#6
"Which person from either here or okc do you think you'd get along best with irl, and which do you think you'd not get along with at all despite getting along with them online? "
i'm pretty sure that i'd get along really well with AmusesYoBouche. there are a lot of people on okcupid i know i wouldn't get along with. i'm pretty easy going but with these people i wouldn't even try.
i'm pretty sure i'd like everyone on blogstalk. ♥ (except stu)
Who is stu? I only know Grim.i'm pretty sure that i'd get along really well with AmusesYoBouche. there are a lot of people on okcupid i know i wouldn't get along with. i'm pretty easy going but with these people i wouldn't even try.
i'm pretty sure i'd like everyone on blogstalk. ♥ (except stu)

Thu May 5, 2011 7:06:24 pm
re: comment#9
Who is stu? I only know Grim.
he's this one guy. yeah, you don't know him.
Thu May 5, 2011 7:07:49 pm
Oh, and that whole thing about E explaining stuff made me remember that I wanted to save my okc comment explaining the phrase 'bitches ain't shit but hos and tricks' here.
Because I never know when I'll need it again.
Once upon a time, men who did not have women would try to fashion female-shaped golems out of piles of the town's excrement. They would try to bring it to life using electricity, which would obviously fail because magic isn't real. These individuals usually met with a tragic end, either failing to make their own sandwich and starving to death or coming down with any number of diseases from treating the piles of shit as if they were women and repeatedly consorting with them. Eventually doctors started issuing the warning 'bitches ain't shit' to educate the peasants and keep them from endangering themselves. The second part of the saying 'but hos and tricks' refers to the methods of identifying an actual live woman, by making her till a field and do magic for you.

Thu May 5, 2011 7:15:16 pm
today i learned.

Thu May 5, 2011 7:20:34 pm
An okcer who is not on blogstalk--I think I'd get along best with Ace. Of course, I wouldn't want to hang out with him often, because he has a lot of bad habits and I'd be afraid of slipping back into those same habits.
From okc and blogstalk--I would say fab/purg or maybe Nucy. Hard to say, really; I like all o' youse.
I don't know of anyone I get along with online whom I think I wouldn't get along with IRL. But I think Roja and I might get along better in real life. Not that we don't get along online, but we seem to have that thing erdos and serif have where they misread each other constantly because they're speaking two different dialects. Misunderstandings are frequent between us in text.

Thu May 5, 2011 7:21:23 pm
I mean, I don't like anybody. FUCK YOU ALL. WUT? COME AT ME, BRO.

Thu May 5, 2011 7:35:29 pm
re: comment#14
I mean, I don't like anybody. FUCK YOU ALL. WUT? COME AT ME, BRO.
BEST BE CAREFUL BRAH. IRL I'M A MARINE WHO KNOWS KARATE AND HAS MARINE STUFF LIKE GUNS AND TATS AND I CAN KILL YOU WITH MY BEER HANDS.
Thu May 5, 2011 7:38:03 pm
re: comment#15
BEST BE CAREFUL BRAH. IRL I'M A MARINE WHO KNOWS KARATE AND HAS MARINE STUFF LIKE GUNS AND TATS AND I CAN KILL YOU WITH MY BEER HANDS.
Suddenly, I want beer
Thu May 5, 2011 7:38:48 pm
re: comment#11
Oh, and that whole thing about E explaining stuff made me remember that I wanted to save my okc comment explaining the phrase 'bitches ain't shit but hos and tricks' here.
Because I never know when I'll need it again.
Once upon a time, men who did not have women would try to fashion female-shaped golems out of piles of the town's excrement. They would try to bring it to life using electricity, which would obviously fail because magic isn't real. These individuals usually met with a tragic end, either failing to make their own sandwich and starving to death or coming down with any number of diseases from treating the piles of shit as if they were women and repeatedly consorting with them. Eventually doctors started issuing the warning 'bitches ain't shit' to educate the peasants and keep them from endangering themselves. The second part of the saying 'but hos and tricks' refers to the methods of identifying an actual live woman, by making her till a field and do magic for you.
♥Because I never know when I'll need it again.
Once upon a time, men who did not have women would try to fashion female-shaped golems out of piles of the town's excrement. They would try to bring it to life using electricity, which would obviously fail because magic isn't real. These individuals usually met with a tragic end, either failing to make their own sandwich and starving to death or coming down with any number of diseases from treating the piles of shit as if they were women and repeatedly consorting with them. Eventually doctors started issuing the warning 'bitches ain't shit' to educate the peasants and keep them from endangering themselves. The second part of the saying 'but hos and tricks' refers to the methods of identifying an actual live woman, by making her till a field and do magic for you.

Thu May 5, 2011 7:54:52 pm
re: comment#15
BEST BE CAREFUL BRAH. IRL I'M A MARINE WHO KNOWS KARATE AND HAS MARINE STUFF LIKE GUNS AND TATS AND I CAN KILL YOU WITH MY BEER HANDS.
YEAH, WELL, IRL I WORK FOR THE IRS. I'LL HAVE YOU AUDITED.
Thu May 5, 2011 8:08:14 pm
re: comment#18
YEAH, WELL, IRL I WORK FOR THE IRS. I'LL HAVE YOU AUDITED.
NICE TRY BUT I ALSO AM A SEAL AND I WAS ON SEAL TEAM SIX AND I KILLED OKSANA BIN LADIN AND THE GOVERNMENT MADE ME TAX EXEMPT FOR LIFE SO YOU CANT EVEN AUDIT ME. 
Thu May 5, 2011 8:09:54 pm
This is starting to remind me of the time I was 10 and convinced a bunch of my classmates that I threw a burglar off the fire escape at my house.






