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Fri May 27, 2011 4:02:04 am
"When you carry the Bible, Satan gets a headache. When you open it, he collapses. When he sees you reading it, he faints. When he sees you living it, he flees. And just when you're about to re-post this, he'll try to discourage you.. Any takers?"
Fri May 27, 2011 4:05:22 am
I'm glad you didn't listen to Satans wheedling words, and brought us the glory of Christ right here on blogstalk!
Fri May 27, 2011 4:06:06 am
agrees with: comment#1
I'm glad you didn't listen to Satans wheedling words, and brought us the glory of Christ right here on blogstalk!
Fri May 27, 2011 4:06:28 am
I'm sorry, it makes me laugh.
Fri May 27, 2011 4:07:41 am
What does Satan do when I masturbate?
Fri May 27, 2011 4:08:19 am
re: comment#4
What does Satan do when I masturbate?
The same thing?no image
6) onthedownlow, Fri May 27, 2011 4:08:33 am
re: comment#4
What does Satan do when I masturbate?
Joins in
Fri May 27, 2011 4:09:03 am
re: comment#4
What does Satan do when I masturbate?
Broadcasts it on the internets.Fri May 27, 2011 4:09:39 am
re: comment#5
The same thing?
Trick question. He does whatever he happens to be doing at the time. If he stopped every time I masturbated, he'd never get anything done.no image
9) deleted, Fri May 27, 2011 4:10:23 am
Honestly, it sounds like Satan needs some Excedrin and smelling salts, and he'll be just fine.
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10) deleted, Fri May 27, 2011 4:10:40 am
re: comment#8
Trick question. He does whatever he happens to be doing at the time. If he stopped every time I masturbated, he'd never get anything done.
♥Fri May 27, 2011 4:10:45 am
agrees with: comment#9
Honestly, it sounds like Satan needs some Excedrin and smelling salts, and he'll be just fine.
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12) deleted, Fri May 27, 2011 4:10:51 am
re: comment#8
Trick question. He does whatever he happens to be doing at the time. If he stopped every time I masturbated, he'd never get anything done.
♥Fri May 27, 2011 4:10:57 am
re: comment#8
Trick question. He does whatever he happens to be doing at the time. If he stopped every time I masturbated, he'd never get anything done.
SASSYBRITCHES!!!no image
14) deleted, Fri May 27, 2011 4:11:26 am
I didn't mean to agree with grim quite so much.
Fri May 27, 2011 4:12:21 am
re: comment#13
SASSYBRITCHES!!!
I imagine that sassy britches have rainbows and hearts on them and are in a lime/teal/purple colorway.Fri May 27, 2011 4:13:41 am
re: comment#14
I didn't mean to agree with grim quite so much.
mmhmmm....sure, sure.Fri May 27, 2011 4:13:52 am
re: comment#15
I imagine that sassy britches have rainbows and hearts on them and are in a lime/teal/purple colorway.
AND GLITTER!