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Logic Fail
Thu Jun 2, 2011 4:53:45 am
This discussion occurred while creating a 136 slide Powerpoint presentation for a 90 minute talk.
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| erdos: | This is the last slide. |
| client: | It can't be. We must have forgotten to delete something? |
| erdos: | The last item will remain last regardless of what you delete in the middle. |
| client: | No. We must have forgotten to delete something. |
| erdos: | How does deleting something stop this slide from being the last one? |
| client: | Let's just review and see where the mistake is. |
This discussion occurred while creating a 136 slide Powerpoint presentation for a 90 minute talk.

Thu Jun 2, 2011 4:55:54 am
*facepalm*
Not only are your clients insane, they are also the opposite of brilliant.
Poor erdos.

Thu Jun 2, 2011 4:56:07 am
agrees with: comment#1
*facepalm*
Not only are your clients insane, they are also the opposite of brilliant.
Poor erdos.
Not only are your clients insane, they are also the opposite of brilliant.
Poor erdos.

Thu Jun 2, 2011 4:57:10 am
OMFG. Seriously?!?!
I do so many freaking PowerPoint presentations that I've named myself his PowerPoint Presentation Bitch. I think it's a catchy title. I hate building worthless presentations.

Thu Jun 2, 2011 4:57:26 am
agrees with: comment#1
*facepalm*
Not only are your clients insane, they are also the opposite of brilliant.
Poor erdos.
Not only are your clients insane, they are also the opposite of brilliant.
Poor erdos.

Thu Jun 2, 2011 4:57:42 am
re: comment#3
OMFG. Seriously?!?!
I do so many freaking PowerPoint presentations that I've named myself his PowerPoint Presentation Bitch. I think it's a catchy title. I hate building worthless presentations.
Seriously.I do so many freaking PowerPoint presentations that I've named myself his PowerPoint Presentation Bitch. I think it's a catchy title. I hate building worthless presentations.

Thu Jun 2, 2011 4:58:39 am
re: comment#3
OMFG. Seriously?!?!
I do so many freaking PowerPoint presentations that I've named myself his PowerPoint Presentation Bitch. I think it's a catchy title. I hate building worthless presentations.
PowerPoint is stupid. Unless you're my 7 year old. He finds them riveting. Enough said.I do so many freaking PowerPoint presentations that I've named myself his PowerPoint Presentation Bitch. I think it's a catchy title. I hate building worthless presentations.

Thu Jun 2, 2011 4:59:43 am
re: comment#6
PowerPoint is stupid. Unless you're my 7 year old. He finds them riveting. Enough said.
It can be OK if used in moderation and only used to illustrate certain things that are better shown than talked about.
Thu Jun 2, 2011 5:01:14 am
re: comment#7
It can be OK if used in moderation and only used to illustrate certain things that are better shown than talked about.
People that (in my experience) tend to use PP don't understand moderation. Or being concise.
Thu Jun 2, 2011 5:01:36 am
agrees with: comment#8
People that (in my experience) tend to use PP don't understand moderation. Or being concise.

Thu Jun 2, 2011 5:02:13 am
Maybe he thought it shouldn't be in that place. Or thinks 'delete' means 'add'. Or he wanted you to create a loop so there was never a last slide. Or he wanted to toy with you. Or... or...
I think I should go to bed.

Thu Jun 2, 2011 5:02:47 am
agrees with: comment#1
*facepalm*
Not only are your clients insane, they are also the opposite of brilliant.
Poor erdos.
Not only are your clients insane, they are also the opposite of brilliant.
Poor erdos.

Thu Jun 2, 2011 5:03:03 am
re: comment#10
Maybe he thought it shouldn't be in that place. Or thinks 'delete' means 'add'. Or he wanted you to create a loop so there was never a last slide. Or he wanted to toy with you. Or... or...
I think I should go to bed.
I think you should go to bed.I think I should go to bed.

Thu Jun 2, 2011 5:04:35 am
*wince* Reminds me - I'm going to be in PowerPoint hell at work tomorrow, sitting in on presentations from 9:00-3:30. It's inhumane. :-(

Thu Jun 2, 2011 5:05:15 am
re: comment#13
*wince* Reminds me - I'm going to be in PowerPoint hell at work tomorrow, sitting in on presentations from 9:00-3:30. It's inhumane. :-(
That is far too long to be exposed to Powerpoint.
Thu Jun 2, 2011 5:06:23 am
agrees with: comment#14
That is far too long to be exposed to Powerpoint.

Thu Jun 2, 2011 5:08:01 am
re: comment#13
*wince* Reminds me - I'm going to be in PowerPoint hell at work tomorrow, sitting in on presentations from 9:00-3:30. It's inhumane. :-(
OMG. That is ridiculous. 
Thu Jun 2, 2011 5:13:38 am
re: comment#16
OMG. That is ridiculous.
Well, it's actually pretty important - we're shopping vendors for our 401(k) plan and so our finalists are giving their presentations to our execs. Since I'm in the HR department I have to sit in on it and take notes. :-P Oh well, it's only for one day - I can sip coffee and look alert. Friday I can get back to doing the parts of my job that I like. :-)
Thu Jun 2, 2011 5:13:53 am
136 slides, fuck that. even if they get through a slide every 30 seconds it's over an hour long.

Thu Jun 2, 2011 5:14:32 am
re: comment#17
Well, it's actually pretty important - we're shopping vendors for our 401(k) plan and so our finalists are giving their presentations to our execs. Since I'm in the HR department I have to sit in on it and take notes. :-P Oh well, it's only for one day - I can sip coffee and look alert. Friday I can get back to doing the parts of my job that I like. :-)
Ah, that makes sense. Still sounds excruciating. You will need massive amounts of coffee.
Thu Jun 2, 2011 5:16:07 am
agrees with: comment#19
Ah, that makes sense. Still sounds excruciating. You will need massive amounts of coffee.






