 | erdos0 |
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Mon Jul 27, 2009 10:39:58 pm
My mirror and football have disappeared. The mirror was an 8x10 rectangular mirror that I kept on top of a box. I looked around the box and moved it aside for inspection, but I cannot find the mirror. The football was a miniature size football shaped dog toy that I put under the upper part of my spine when I sleep. I kept that on my bed. I checked under and around my bed, but it isn't there.
I don't think it was a robbery. There are no signs of forced entry and nothing of actual value appears to be missing. The landlord has keys but I don't know why he would take or move those items and he has not informed me of having visited. It's possible that I relocated or threw away these items while half-conscious this morning, but I don't sense that I did.
Tue Jul 28, 2009 2:45:51 am
re: comment#40
A mirror so I can see how old I am getting, and a ball for....?
To make up for your lack of one anatomically.
Tue Jul 28, 2009 2:57:47 am
re: comment#41
To make up for your lack of one anatomically.
Or a lack of one in my life. Either one works.Tue Jul 28, 2009 2:58:35 am
re: comment#42
Or a lack of one in my life. Either one works.
I can lend you my balls.Tue Jul 28, 2009 3:10:28 am
re: comment#43
I can lend you my balls.
Speaking of, I wonder if I can make more money living as a homeless person in NYC than I do currently? It's an option.Tue Jul 28, 2009 3:12:55 am
re: comment#44
Speaking of, I wonder if I can make more money living as a homeless person in NYC than I do currently? It's an option.
That depends on what talents you have. Begging on the trains works better if you can sing or dance.Tue Jul 28, 2009 3:13:44 am
re: comment#45
That depends on what talents you have. Begging on the trains works better if you can sing or dance.
My only talent is looking pitiful. I don't think that will work in NYC. Heartless lot.Tue Jul 28, 2009 3:17:19 am
re: comment#46
My only talent is looking pitiful. I don't think that will work in NYC. Heartless lot.
I donate to the pitiful ones more than to the performers.Tue Jul 28, 2009 3:18:39 am
re: comment#46
My only talent is looking pitiful. I don't think that will work in NYC. Heartless lot.
http://nymag.com/news/features/31530/Tue Jul 28, 2009 3:19:04 am
re: comment#47
I donate to the pitiful ones more than to the performers.
Success! I will locate myself outside of your apartment. Plus, with all the "Karma" I have gained by donating, I think I might fare well.
Tue Jul 28, 2009 3:24:43 am
re: comment#49
Success! I will locate myself outside of your apartment.
Plus, with all the "Karma" I have gained by donating, I think I might fare well.
You are welcome to stay inside the apartment, but you have to keep me happy if you want to stay more than two weeks.Plus, with all the "Karma" I have gained by donating, I think I might fare well.
Tue Jul 28, 2009 3:25:44 am
re: comment#50
You are welcome to stay inside the apartment, but you have to keep me happy if you want to stay more than two weeks.
If I keep you happy, will I get free rent?Tue Jul 28, 2009 3:27:06 am
agrees with: comment#51
If I keep you happy, will I get free rent?
Tue Jul 28, 2009 3:22:08 pm
