 | erdos0 |
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Tue Apr 28, 2009 1:26:56 am
We didn't panic when we saw the bird flew warnings, because birds fly all the time. Now we have swine flew warnings.
This is a serious matter. Everything promised to happen "when pigs fly" and "when pigs grow wings" is going to happen. All of these improbable events are going to happen in a short period of time and none of us are ready for it. Soldiers in Mexico are patrolling airports and buses. Martial law may come to the United States.
The best solution is to exercise your right to bear arms.
If you see any swine getting ready to take flight. Wrestle it down and tear off its wings. This is the only way to prevent the porcine apocalypse.
Tue Apr 28, 2009 2:06:52 am
Good thing I have knives.
Tue Apr 28, 2009 2:07:54 am
re: comment#1
Good thing I have knives.
Cook the bacon thoroughly.
Tue Apr 28, 2009 3:26:52 am
We should put these flying swine through vigorous workout programs and then eat their bacon. HEALTHY BACON = YUM.
Tue Apr 28, 2009 3:27:28 am
= healthy YUM, that is.
Tue Apr 28, 2009 3:31:41 am
re: comment#3
We should put these flying swine through vigorous workout programs and then eat their bacon. HEALTHY BACON = YUM.
Bacon is better if it has a lot of fat. Lean bacon is just pork.Tue Apr 28, 2009 4:06:51 am
Pork is my favorite meat.
Tue Apr 28, 2009 4:07:01 am
Bring on the swine.
Tue Apr 28, 2009 4:13:28 am
"Pork fat rules" - Emeril Lagasse
Tue Apr 28, 2009 2:46:43 pm
re: comment#9
I thought those were bear arms.
They are polar bear arms.
Sat May 9, 2009 1:08:02 pm
YES FOR SWINE FLU!!
Sat May 9, 2009 1:08:11 pm
Err.. FLEW