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Bathroom Voyeur?
Fri Sep 25, 2009 12:56:20 am
by erdos0
I was at the Columbus Circle mall today. When I went to the restroom, there was a line of men waiting, which is not a common occurrence there. I eventually saw the reason. There are only two urinals in there. One man stood at one of them the whole time. Only one urinal was being used by the rest of us. The man who stood there was very tall and had a clear view of the other urinal despite the partition between the two. When it was my turn, I covered myself with my hand, but I saw him glance over a few times. As I left, I saw three police officers enter the restroom. I did not stay to see what happened.

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¿Habla Español?
Mon Sep 21, 2009 8:55:19 pm
by erdos0
As I was leaving for work this morning, a woman approached me and asked: "Anybody living here speak Spanish?". I said "no" and the man who was with her echoed my "no" and wrote something on a pad. It appeared that he was recording my answer. They then walked over to my neighbor's house and rang the doorbell. I have no idea what their intentions were.

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Dream Log 09-16-09
Wed Sep 16, 2009 5:40:13 pm
by erdos0
I am eating lunch at a school cafeteria. It looks like it might be at my junior high school, but everyone in the lunchroom is an adult. A very muscular blind man approaches the table where I am sitting. I do not recognize him, but everyone else does. The entire room becomes quiet and there is tremendous tension. Everyone stares at the blind man with a mixture of hatred and fear.

The blind man puts his arm around the man who is sitting next to me. The man sitting next to me looks at me with an expression of intense desperation and fear. There is a facial gesture implying that he is pleading for my help to rescue him from the situation. Apparently the blind man is an infamous bully who has tormented the entire school, but I somehow never knew of his existence. The blind man is wearing a trench coat and I briefly see a flash of a sword hidden in his coat. I do not have any weapons with me and choose to proceed cautiously.

The woman sitting in front of me gets very angry and starts cursing at the blind man. For a brief moment, he has a look of menacing anger on his face and I expect him to attack, but he suddenly forces a smile on his face and declares that he is a nice person now. He reaches over to hug her and kiss her forehead, but she somehow quickly moves over and places a gigantic teddy bear where she was sitting. The blind man hugs and kisses the teddy bear and laughs. He then reaches over and finds the woman. He hugs her and kisses her forehead. She glances at me and silently pleads for my help.

After the blind man leaves, everyone at the table pleads with me to kill him. They tell me that he is an exceptionally skilled swordsman despite being blind and I am the only one skilled enough to defeat him. I could not ignore all the desperate pleas, but I also did not really have a desire to kill him. I decided to go after him, but I wasn't sure what I would do when I found him. I informed the group that I did not have a sword with me. Someone found a sword for me that was very unusual. The blade resembled the approximate shape of a generic drawing of a flame. It was also slightly flexible and I could feel the blade shake a bit when I moved the sword around. I did not feel comfortable using this sword, but it was the only one available. I asked if a long hard weapon were available. I wanted something like a steel rod, but the only thing we could find was a hammer. I carried the hammer in my left hand and the sword in my right hand, and I went on a journey to pursue the blind man.

The blind man had thousands of slaves working for him. He was the leader of some kind of secret underworld empire. Many of his slaves wanted to rebel, but none of them dared to try. When they saw me, they instantly knew that I was there to liberate them. They provided directions for how to find him. The secret entrance was located inside of a closet. I had to push away some ceiling tiles in the closet and climb up without the use of a ladder or rope. Once inside, I found a computer room filled with very old computers. There were children sitting at the computers working on them. I loudly said "Destroy the computers" in a Dalek voice. I don't know how I knew that it had to be said in that way, but it was apparently correct. All the children started chanting "Destroy the computers". They then smashed all the computers and I continued on my journey.

An explosion occurred that caused the floor to shake. It did not originate from the computer room. I approached the area where the explosion had happened and see that some parts of the wall had collapsed. I go through the hole in the wall and see the blind man there surrounded by a group of his slaves. The phone rings and I wake up.

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Useful Firefox Add-ons
Tue Sep 15, 2009 12:42:08 am
by erdos0
  1. Stop Autoplay - Prevents automatic playback of media. For example, if you do not want to hear Walter's voice every time you visit blog-stalk, installing this will prevent that audio clip from playing automatically. Playback is still possible if you click on the embedded object.
  2. Text Link - Converts URLs into links that can be opened in a new tab with a double click. This eliminates the need to copy a URL and paste it into the address bar of a new window or tab.
  3. Save Session - Provides a "Save Session and Exit" option in the file menu. This allows you to save the tabs and windows that are open for use in your next session. The next time you open Firefox, the session is restored to exactly how it was before you exited. This eliminates the need to reopen multiple windows and tabs that you alway keep open.
  4. ScrapBook - This one can be useful, but it can also be easily misused in a way that eventually leads to inconvenience. Scrapbook can save webpages and pages linked by the current page on which you start. Multiple levels of links can be specified for downloading. This can be useful if you want to download all the porn on a site that gives you a short term free trial. This add-on is promoted as a tool for saving webpages, but using it like an album of snapshots of webpages gets inconvenient after you scrapook tens of thousands of pages. The system scans the entire index of saved pages every time you mouse over the scrapbook menu, which gets added to menu bar. This can result in Firefox freezing for a moment if you have a lot of pages scrapbooked.
  5. Easy YouTube Video Downloader - Allows you to save a local copy of Youtube videos.


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Dream Log 09-13-09
Sun Sep 13, 2009 3:45:52 pm
by erdos0
I am at a client's home doing a computer repair. I suddenly realize that my client looks like my third grade teacher. She has a daughter who leaves for school. As soon as we are alone together, she gets naked. I had recently gotten out of prison and still had not taken a shower. I told her that I probably stink too much to have sex with her and she invites me to take a shower with her. After I get naked, she vanishes along with my clothing.

My client is now a man. There is some kind of emergency that involves sirens, but I'm not sure what type of emergency it is. I put on a bathrobe and briefly step outside of the apartment to investigate. I suddenly appear outside the building and see a lot of police cars. I go back inside and my client's door is locked. I knock but there is no answer. My client calls one of his neighbors to try to contact me. When I answer the phone, I have tremendous difficulty in hearing what he says. I tell him that I need to get inside the apartment to fetch my clothes. I especially need to get my wallet to pay for transportation and my keys to get inside my own home. He tells me that I will have to wait until tomorrow morning unless I pay him $25. A police officer then informs me that my client has been arrested.

I force open the door to my client's apartment, but it has now changed into a different apartment. I look around and cannot find my stuff. The situation is too distressing and causes me to awaken.

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