Tell him about the colostomy before discussing the possibility of a relationship. It's not an impossible thing to accept. Some people even have a scat fetish and would be aroused by it.

You're not an idiot to want all of that. It's only natural to want the things that you see people enjoy around you. It is unwise, yes, to go against people who know what's best, and to put your health at serious risk, by doing this. Not to mention the serious pain you will probably be in. You are, of course, an adult and will make your own decisions. By placing God in the equation, however, I believe you are doing some serious injustice to him. It's almost as though you are testing him and God doesn't like to be tested.

It is possible to enjoy food while being picky. Just choose the right restaurant.

I would prefer to live a happy shorter life than a longer miserable one. I understand your desire to take risks. However, some caution is still necessary. Going to the beach is fine, but getting water into your abdominal incision can be very bad. An infection will cause more pain and misery.

I thought it was cured.