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Wed May 23, 2012 6:03:14 pm
by nucular_tomato,
on Blog-Stalk Confessions: Sick day 3, take 3... by the_grim_zipper
Your description of how your throat felt upon your second arousal reminds me of a dream I had once, in which, I was being smothered with my pillow. I woke up to my dog's face mere millimeters from my own. He was panting heavily.

Tue May 22, 2012 11:44:42 pm
by nucular_tomato,
on a game by ren
re: comment#8
He looked into the library toilet and beheld what must've been The Midgard Serpent of poo.
Since Midgard is Earth, this is simply a description of the shape of the poo.
Fri May 18, 2012 1:40:18 pm
by nucular_tomato,
on Blog-Stalk Confessions: Black-eyed pee... by the_grim_zipper
re: comment#55
So you're saying, they're fucked up OR just stupid?
I vote a little of both. Or a lot of both.
Also, I'm sure you meant that "months in weeks" thing and it's some kind of sneaky metric system joke that we Americans will never understand.
You'll only fail to understand it if you live in the SMBC universe.I vote a little of both. Or a lot of both.
Also, I'm sure you meant that "months in weeks" thing and it's some kind of sneaky metric system joke that we Americans will never understand.

Fri May 18, 2012 8:33:23 am
by nucular_tomato,
on Blog-Stalk Confessions: Black-eyed pee... by the_grim_zipper
re: comment#53
I don't get this. He doesn't use a condom, on what he thinks are boys the whole time, which I assume means a 7 month load of anal (pardon the pun). And she's pregnant. After 6 months. How is this cool with either of them?
Never mind, forget it, I give up. Cartoon people are fucked up in their cartoon heads.
Or.
Never mind, forget it, I give up. Cartoon people are fucked up in their cartoon heads.
The guy is a complete moron and can't tell the difference between an asshole and a twat. And the woman likes to squeeze the juice out of her brown cherry on to her pie. And, both of them being so utterly brilliant, neither one of them has a firm grasp of how many months are in 6 weeks.

Fri May 18, 2012 2:33:46 am
by nucular_tomato,
on Blog-Stalk Confessions: Multipost day... by the_grim_zipper
re: comment#5
Not as much as I've liked some of his other performances, but enough where it didn't affect my enjoyment of the movie.
I always felt like he struggled to overcome the tripe they'd given him. His character was poorly written.
Fri May 18, 2012 1:10:25 am
by nucular_tomato,
on Blog-Stalk Confessions: Multipost day... by the_grim_zipper
You liked Willem Dafoe as the Green Power Ranger?

Fri May 18, 2012 12:17:07 am
by nucular_tomato,
on Blog-Stalk Confessions: Black-eyed pee... by the_grim_zipper
agrees with: comment#41
Well, it is a perv-friendly environment.

Fri May 18, 2012 12:17:00 am
by nucular_tomato,
on Blog-Stalk Confessions: Black-eyed pee... by the_grim_zipper
re: comment#42
Sure. That's exactly it. :/
I knew it.
Fri May 18, 2012 12:04:29 am
by nucular_tomato,
on Blog-Stalk Confessions: Black-eyed pee... by the_grim_zipper
re: comment#37
I get a contact high from this one every time I see it.
So does my cat.
Fri May 18, 2012 12:04:01 am
by nucular_tomato,
on Blog-Stalk Confessions: Black-eyed pee... by the_grim_zipper
re: comment#35
Well...on your pictures here, maybe. I JUST MEANT I LIKE IT.
Jeez. Next time, I'll perv on you in silence.
I had assumed that's what you were doing already. This picture has been up for a few days already. Now I know the truth is that you only perv on me when I'm on Grim's posts.Jeez. Next time, I'll perv on you in silence.

Thu May 17, 2012 4:41:21 pm
by nucular_tomato,
on Blog-Stalk Confessions: Black-eyed pee... by the_grim_zipper
re: comment#33
your profile picture, silly.
Yeah, I know. You say that like I never smile or something.
Thu May 17, 2012 4:13:09 pm
by nucular_tomato,
on Blog-Stalk Confessions: Black-eyed pee... by the_grim_zipper
re: comment#25
You are SMILING. I love that picture. Of course.
wut
Thu May 17, 2012 3:50:31 pm
by nucular_tomato,
on Blog-Stalk Confessions: Black-eyed pee... by the_grim_zipper
re: comment#8
Anyway, if I were batman I'd just use some bat-rouge and nobody would ever know about my black eye.
Concealer works on bruises better than rouge does. Rouge just makes them look more purply and gross.
Wed May 16, 2012 12:18:10 am
by nucular_tomato,
on Blog-Stalk Confessions: For Prinny... by the_grim_zipper
disagrees with: comment#10


Tue May 15, 2012 4:05:34 pm
by nucular_tomato,
on Blog-Stalk Confessions: For Prinny... by the_grim_zipper
re: comment#8
Because it fixes them u...COME ON, GIVE ME A BREAK!!! >__<
No.
Tue May 15, 2012 10:51:17 am
by nucular_tomato,
on Blog-Stalk Confessions: For Prinny... by the_grim_zipper
re: comment#6
ARE YOU LAUGHING AT ME IN THAT PICTURE?!
AND THEY HAVE POKEMON CENTERS THAT MAKE THEM OKAY!!! >8U
Yes, and how does that make it better?AND THEY HAVE POKEMON CENTERS THAT MAKE THEM OKAY!!! >8U

Mon May 14, 2012 6:57:13 pm
by nucular_tomato,
on Blog-Stalk Confessions: For Prinny... by the_grim_zipper


Mon May 14, 2012 4:03:10 am
by nucular_tomato,
on GAY MARRIAGE - PART TWO by wesley
re: comment#31
Vonnegut already wrote a story about that - called 'The Big Space Fuck' - where tons of freeze-dried jizzum was going to be shot towards the Andromeda Galaxy.
The catchphrase of the day was "Fuck you, Andromeda." :)
I think I've seen that one. Stars Tori Black and Marie Luv. They ride spacemotorcycles that are made of dildos. The catchphrase of the day was "Fuck you, Andromeda." :)

Mon May 14, 2012 3:31:03 am
by nucular_tomato,
on GAY MARRIAGE - PART TWO by wesley
re: comment#24
This is why wimmenz are evil. Evil murdererererers.
Hey, I only let out one a month. Every time you drop your goo, that's millions of knuckle children who will never get to learn to ride a bike. Whose evul nao?
Mon May 14, 2012 3:07:30 am
by nucular_tomato,
on GAY MARRIAGE - PART TWO by wesley
re: comment#15
Choking the chicken results in dozens, hundreds, even thousands of potential unborns. It is *MURDER* plain & simple - and in following with the GOP's stance on the stuff that can potentially create life actually BEING life, every chicken-choker must, uh... come forward & admit their crime, be arrested & stand trial.
In your heart, you know it's right.
What about all those GOP who blow Jimmy Twinkletoes in airport bathrooms? If a dude jerkin' it is murdering babies, then oral sex is just as bad. Also, every time I menstruate, that's an egg on my tampon that could be a baby.
In your heart, you know it's right.
THE WHOLE WORLD IS MURDERERERERERS
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