I am into technology and working on building a dirigible to sail across the oceans. I've got most of it done, but built it in my basement and now can't get it out. Once I figure out this small problem it's off to adventures. In the interim, I am finishing up school and working in IT doing mostly useless stuff. So far, nothings really gone too wrong at work, but there is always tomorrow.

I am now going back to school to become a dwarf. I've already changed my reported height and wake up each morning with surprise. I don't know if I've got this right, but have been hanging out under bridges lately. This could be a problem, do dwarfs need a pot of gold?

I would never go out with someone who wanted to go out with me. I only date girls that under no circumstances would consider it. By following this rule my prospects are boundless. I'm sure you see a flaw in my logic, but I'm still working on it.