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Boys and girls, gather 'round.
It's time to play 'GUESS WHAT THAT GUY WAS DOING IN THE PUBLIC RESTROOM!'
So, I'm in the largest library in Brooklyn. And I go to use the men's room. It is pretty crowded and I have to wait. There are two urinals in the bathroom. The man at the first urinal finishes and leaves. The man at the second urinal stays. The next guy in line uses the first urinal. He finishes and leaves. The other man is still there. Another two people come and go (so to speak), and the man at urinal #2 has still not moved away. Both of his hands are clearly in his member area. I get my turn at urinal #1, I urinate and I leave. The other guy is still there when I exit.
Five minutes later, I give in to curiosity and head back to the restroom. I need to know, you see. And the answer is, yes. The same man is still at urinal #2.
So. GUESS WHAT THAT GUY WAS DOING IN THE PUBLIC RESTROOM!
I'm gonna go with "accidentally cut penis off and is holding it in place until it reattaches itself."
It's time to play 'GUESS WHAT THAT GUY WAS DOING IN THE PUBLIC RESTROOM!'
So, I'm in the largest library in Brooklyn. And I go to use the men's room. It is pretty crowded and I have to wait. There are two urinals in the bathroom. The man at the first urinal finishes and leaves. The man at the second urinal stays. The next guy in line uses the first urinal. He finishes and leaves. The other man is still there. Another two people come and go (so to speak), and the man at urinal #2 has still not moved away. Both of his hands are clearly in his member area. I get my turn at urinal #1, I urinate and I leave. The other guy is still there when I exit.
Five minutes later, I give in to curiosity and head back to the restroom. I need to know, you see. And the answer is, yes. The same man is still at urinal #2.
So. GUESS WHAT THAT GUY WAS DOING IN THE PUBLIC RESTROOM!
I'm gonna go with "accidentally cut penis off and is holding it in place until it reattaches itself."
Might just have been the best comic book movie I have ever seen.
The characters were portrayed and written perfectly. The pace was excellent for a movie with so many moving parts. The special effects were, well, special. After so many attempts to get the Hulk right, somebody finally pulled it off. It didn't take itself too seriously, and the dialogue was classic Whedon. Further proof that good things happen when fanboy directors are given great big budgets to play with.
With all Joss Whedon projects, there is usually one scene that stands memorably above all others. Buffy averaged one per season. Same for Angel. Serenity had Wash biting the big one and Dr Horrible had a memorable death scene too. This was no exception. There's one scene that I won't spoil for anyone who hasn't seen it that had the entire audience reacting in ways that audiences rarely do outside of crappy ghetto theater stereotype places.
Oh, and I practically wet myself with fanjoy when the mid-credits teaser played. I already can't wait for Avengers 2.
The characters were portrayed and written perfectly. The pace was excellent for a movie with so many moving parts. The special effects were, well, special. After so many attempts to get the Hulk right, somebody finally pulled it off. It didn't take itself too seriously, and the dialogue was classic Whedon. Further proof that good things happen when fanboy directors are given great big budgets to play with.
With all Joss Whedon projects, there is usually one scene that stands memorably above all others. Buffy averaged one per season. Same for Angel. Serenity had Wash biting the big one and Dr Horrible had a memorable death scene too. This was no exception. There's one scene that I won't spoil for anyone who hasn't seen it that had the entire audience reacting in ways that audiences rarely do outside of crappy ghetto theater stereotype places.
Oh, and I practically wet myself with fanjoy when the mid-credits teaser played. I already can't wait for Avengers 2.
I'm about to win a game with this.
Tomorrow I will win by going to see Avengers, getting free comics at the comic shop and then going to a book store for a 30% off sale.
YOU WISH YOU WERE AS COOL AS ME.
Thu May 3, 2012 4:54:47 pm
by the_grim_zipper
Wed May 2, 2012 5:38:31 pm
by the_grim_zipper
pen
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pen
pencil
pencil
pencil
marker
marker
marker
marker
marker
marker
marker
marker
marker
marker
marker
marker
marker
marker
notebook
notebook
lysol
lotion
scissors
scissors
scissors
coin cup
blank cd rack
vaporub
duct tape
scotch tape
electrical tape
flosspicks
q-tips
blank dvd rack
postal receipts
assorted receipts
software cds
ream of paper
clipboard
paper clip
paper clip
paper clip
paper clip
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paper clip
paper clip
paper clip
paper clip
paper clip
paper clip
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paper clip
ace bandage
band-aids
popsicle sticks
spare bookmarks
ruler
pedegg
condoms
stamps
envelopes
antiseptic cream
usb cable
usb cable
usb cable
thesaurus
unworn glasses
heating pad
gloves
tape measure
plastic baggies
electric shaver
tissues
small stack of sports cards
nail clippers
passport
broken return-address stamp
personal recipe booklet
Sometimes I talk to books.
I buy a large number of used books. My frugality usually keeps me from spending more than $4-5 on any individual book unless it is rare or collectible. One of the common occurrences with purchasing previously owned books is that there will be writing in it. This annoys me to no end. I hate when people write in books. Usually, I will make snotty and sarcastic remarks to myself about the less than intelligent notes I find.
I am in middle of reading a collection of Dorothy Parker short stories. I found the first note on page 93. It indicates that one paragraph in a story written in the late 1920's is intended sarcastically. Upon reading that I glared at the note and said " Oh really? You mean this was sarcasm? I HAD NO IDEA. WHO COULD HAVE EVER GUESSED???? I THOUGHT THAT IT WAS GENUINELY IMPLYING THAT YOU NEEDED POWERFUL CONNECTIONS TO RIDE THE SUBWAY IN THE 1920s!"
So yeah.
There's a lot about occupy wall st. in the news today. I told myself to not read the comment sections but you know I always do. Now I has a sad for America and the world. I think I will kill this sad with a long walk to a book store, at which point I will support capitalism by making several purchases.
In other nudes...
Those not interested in sports can stop reading now.
Basketball playoffs are going on. In their first two games, the Knicks have lost twice and lost two of their most important players to injury. The second injury is particularly annoying because it happened after the game, when a frustrated player punched his fist through a glass pane and cut himself real good.
Oh well. There's still the Thunder to root for.
That is all.
I buy a large number of used books. My frugality usually keeps me from spending more than $4-5 on any individual book unless it is rare or collectible. One of the common occurrences with purchasing previously owned books is that there will be writing in it. This annoys me to no end. I hate when people write in books. Usually, I will make snotty and sarcastic remarks to myself about the less than intelligent notes I find.
I am in middle of reading a collection of Dorothy Parker short stories. I found the first note on page 93. It indicates that one paragraph in a story written in the late 1920's is intended sarcastically. Upon reading that I glared at the note and said " Oh really? You mean this was sarcasm? I HAD NO IDEA. WHO COULD HAVE EVER GUESSED???? I THOUGHT THAT IT WAS GENUINELY IMPLYING THAT YOU NEEDED POWERFUL CONNECTIONS TO RIDE THE SUBWAY IN THE 1920s!"
So yeah.
There's a lot about occupy wall st. in the news today. I told myself to not read the comment sections but you know I always do. Now I has a sad for America and the world. I think I will kill this sad with a long walk to a book store, at which point I will support capitalism by making several purchases.
In other nudes...
Those not interested in sports can stop reading now.
Basketball playoffs are going on. In their first two games, the Knicks have lost twice and lost two of their most important players to injury. The second injury is particularly annoying because it happened after the game, when a frustrated player punched his fist through a glass pane and cut himself real good.
Oh well. There's still the Thunder to root for.
That is all.
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